RGMW Outtakes Archive 3
Ha! I've sent three to the other team, another became a stripper, another a prostitute, a large portion of the rest were trying to convert me to Christianity, and two got married and had their first kid less than a year after breaking up with me.
Has she recently had a picture of herself (artistically covered by a large black rectangle) shown outside a slum house??
Perfect, after all we all know that playing with pewter miniatures is kinda like sex with chains.
Ow. Friends who are women COUNT as guys, so the cock block is legal. Fuck. Sorry, guy. You were anti-tooled.
Chaos. They spread the love for the gods through the universe, destroying the infidels. Kind of like Catholics, but with cooler wargear.
Great, just the image I wanted in my head at 11pm: a naked Whoopi Goldberg.
It's called being "just gay enough" and it's been getting me laid for the last 12 years. What woman doesn't like a man who can pick the correct size off a rack, complain that the retail chain has small sizing, and then brings the complementary top\bottom and\or suggest what else it will go with in her wardrobe. Really it's just like hunting except you don't have guns - but you still get to bring beer afterwards (which someone brings to you :-P)
non merci. cest bollocks.
Attempting to self-fellate when weighing 300 pounds and having a dick the size of an anorexic 5-year old's thumb can lead to permanent back injuries. Please do not follow my example in the future.
"Sad fuck up"? He is a doctor, I think that slightly beats your highest achievement: "RGMW Tard of the Month" (Nominee).
From a corporate point of view, he's a godsend - servile enough to toe the company line on EVERYTHING, too stupid to realize that some decisions really can't be justified, and so talentless that there's no risk of another company poaching him - it's safe to invest money in him because, with no marketable job skills, he won't be leaving anytime soon.
You need to read the FAQ really soon before you get noticed by anyone less friendly than us and have your anus forcibly opened from the outside by a shetland pony's schlong.
May your festering, bulbous gonads-from-hell, dry up, crack, split open and ooze forth your precious life blood slowly and painfully. While we all dance around, revelling in the display representing a pitiful vista of lifes perpetual passing, and the utter lack of worth an ignorant troll such as yourself brings to the collective that is society.
As a bouncer I'm sure you were 6ft. 2in. of solid "shithouse" like you said ... But on RGMW, you're about 6cm 2mm of INF.
God help me, I just had a vision of Pauyly Shore playing Blood Angels... "Mephiston, heez gonna git you, buh- uuuudy Why? Cuz heez da weeeeee-zil" *insert teeth-sucking sounds*
go boil your head
Sheila's Special Rule "Do my tits look good in this"
Thirdly, troops wearing primary colors tend to have more impact, psychologically as well as physically, on the natives than troops who wear french clothes and do not bathe.
The rule should now be called "And They Shall Know No Fear, Unless They Can See the Whites of Your Eyes But Not the Pupils, In Which Case They Will Run Like Dogs, But If They Can See the Pupils, Woe Unto Thee."
60 minutes?? What are you gonna do for the other 59 mins and 50 secs after you've shagged her?? Read her your Squat codex??
I don't know whether to puke on my keyboard or laugh.
Unfortunately it's game mechanics maybe too much for you, we like to roll dice here, you like to roll around with seminaked and sweating 400 pound inbreeding pig dogs in a roped off ring in front of thousands of inbreeding wenches and 100 pound inbreeding fanboys.
At which point, I intend to use my spare Ukrainian Death Curse on Sam's behalf. Bear this in mind, sonny, for I do not joke. This has a success level of close to 40%, which I believe is a decent average, all things
considered. Won't happen today, or tomorrow, but you won't see 60. Sound along way off? It isn't. Laugh and swear all you want now. I have willed it so.
Damn that John Revolta, damn his cold black scientologist heart - I want those 2 hours of my life back, you bastard!
It's always a pleasure to break out the ol' plonka.
"Hmm, yes..all we need is a PR liability with a demonstrated problem such as him to be an Outrider. Hmm, I know where to file this application--under emergency toilet paper."
You laughed, you cried. And now someone is going to pay.
You know, it's people like you that renew my faith in the shotgun.
So, I was wondering if someone could *please* explain to me why one of the latest moels GW has made for one of the latest lists it has produced is *ALREADY OBSOLETE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FIELD UNDER CURRENT RULES???*
Arrrgh! *sudden silence* I sense a great disturbance in the sock drawer, it's as if i heard a million tiny voices screaming in fear and then suddenly silenced.
You are to quick wit and repartee what Danny la Rue is to streetfighting.
(note to other 13 yo homosexuals- I have no problem with you. but you all should get together and beat this guy he's an embarrassment to your sexual orientation.)
WWII wasn't about Politics, it was about a bunch of Germans running out of beer and going to other countries to get some. When they got to France, they found out they only had wine and trashed the place.
You just said a dirty word...'tactic'. God forbid players might be worthy of trust and attempt to use battlefield deception to outfox their opponents. Let's just line up as usual, charge and throw some dice. That will make it all better.
Hell yeah, I like to steal [underwear] off the clothesline and parade around the house in it. It would probably be even more exciting if I could get the nerve to steal someone else's.
Stay here for a week and you'll be pulling the wings off flies.
Please note that the use of all adjectives are the opinions of the author and do not necessarily reflect actual excitement or in fact for that matter any sort of genuine or implied connection with reality at all
That's just cheesy. I might expect that of Eldar, but not Macedonians.
Pommy pooftas. As distinguished from Kiwi pooftas, German pooftas, French pooftas, Brazilian pooftas, Chink pooftas, etc.
Where's the Story Monster gone anyway? Does he send postcards?
ATTENTION NEWSGROUP!
IF YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL 16 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WANTS TO HANG ROUND MY HOUSE WITH MINIMAL CLOTHING ON, PLEASE CONTACT ME. NO Y CHROMOSOMES, PLEASE.
I've got that Necromunda book in really excellent condition, only read twice, by my Grandmother on Sundays, and she was dead.
I was thinking a spiffy pair of sequined Doc Martens. Practical and elegant.
Because you've been sniffing the washing powder again in the mistaken belief you found your mother's coke stash.
It could be real classy and piss champagne.
I'm sorry, but your posts are violating guideline 5 of our IP policy (damaging the image of RGMW) by not posting homo-erotica or flaming somebody. If you don't stop immediately I'm afraid we will be forced to pretend that we have the power to make you.
I've decided for my own safety not to attempt to make jokes about screwing around any more, after Big Al decided to send that one to the missus via ICQ while he was talking to her.
I went to the Mountains of Nepal, where I was steeped in the ways of the Ninja Death-Commando Warriors by a learned and wizened figment of my imagination
Since I'm in the outtakes, does that mean I'm not a newbie anymore?
Fiery is one thing. Taking pleasure out of scrotum-smashing is another.
After reading that guestbook, I'm going to take a shower. For, like, three hours. I feel unclean.
To whom it may concern - clinical studies have shown that 89.3% of those surveyed suggested that you might wish to try inserting a saguaro cactus into one or more of your bodily orifices.
Dear sir, please be advised that our board of directors has suggested that you use a cheese grater for your next masturbatory exercises.
w0W j0o R l33T3r tH4n 3r1K s3Tz3R!!!!!!!!1
Thanks to you, I now can't get excited when I see women in skin-tight, black clothing. You'll be hearing from my lawyer...
They're not having -sex- with the Hamsters, they just use them as Furry Condoms.
Because if its one thing I know about Americans, its that some of them have strange views on other countries (at least the ones they've heard of).
YOU can't! YOUR ISP was killed by the POPE'S Swiss GUARDS in VIETNAM!
Thanks for your time...now I will return you to the latest adventures of 'Setzer is an asshole and buttslams Iranian Goats.'
Oh, so I'm being compared to apartheid now, am I? I'm moving up in the world.
Why are people from other countries so foreign?
Naffunki's sore because everyone insulted his TV.
Since we are in the majority, and I am a firm believer in democracy, I believe we have the right to order you to shut the fuck up.
Likewise, O Pork Rind of Sexual Pleasure.
(Disclaimer: The above list should not be used to infer that I watch Australian soaps. On the contrary, I watch Australian soap stars' arses).
No, I think that his mother spent so much time during pregnancy bent over for sailors that he became doubled-up in the womb and as a result his head grew up his arse prior to birth.
Sorry? You make a shit hole by DESTROYING Wales as we know it?
Dingos aren't very snuggly, and their fur is too wiry. Wombats are much better company on a lonely night...
GorkaMorka is selling like lo-salt pickled broccoli.
Actually, political correctness is something all us minorities thought up to fuck with white people's minds. And until Whitey starts sitting in the back of the bus and learns to say, "Yessum, sir. I'm sorry" on command., PC hasn't gone far enough.
Ha! I've sent three to the other team, another became a stripper, another a prostitute, a large portion of the rest were trying to convert me to Christianity, and two got married and had their first kid less than a year after breaking up with me.
Has she recently had a picture of herself (artistically covered by a large black rectangle) shown outside a slum house??
Perfect, after all we all know that playing with pewter miniatures is kinda like sex with chains.
Ow. Friends who are women COUNT as guys, so the cock block is legal. Fuck. Sorry, guy. You were anti-tooled.
Chaos. They spread the love for the gods through the universe, destroying the infidels. Kind of like Catholics, but with cooler wargear.
Great, just the image I wanted in my head at 11pm: a naked Whoopi Goldberg.
It's called being "just gay enough" and it's been getting me laid for the last 12 years. What woman doesn't like a man who can pick the correct size off a rack, complain that the retail chain has small sizing, and then brings the complementary top\bottom and\or suggest what else it will go with in her wardrobe. Really it's just like hunting except you don't have guns - but you still get to bring beer afterwards (which someone brings to you :-P)
non merci. cest bollocks.
Attempting to self-fellate when weighing 300 pounds and having a dick the size of an anorexic 5-year old's thumb can lead to permanent back injuries. Please do not follow my example in the future.
"Sad fuck up"? He is a doctor, I think that slightly beats your highest achievement: "RGMW Tard of the Month" (Nominee).
From a corporate point of view, he's a godsend - servile enough to toe the company line on EVERYTHING, too stupid to realize that some decisions really can't be justified, and so talentless that there's no risk of another company poaching him - it's safe to invest money in him because, with no marketable job skills, he won't be leaving anytime soon.
You need to read the FAQ really soon before you get noticed by anyone less friendly than us and have your anus forcibly opened from the outside by a shetland pony's schlong.
May your festering, bulbous gonads-from-hell, dry up, crack, split open and ooze forth your precious life blood slowly and painfully. While we all dance around, revelling in the display representing a pitiful vista of lifes perpetual passing, and the utter lack of worth an ignorant troll such as yourself brings to the collective that is society.
As a bouncer I'm sure you were 6ft. 2in. of solid "shithouse" like you said ... But on RGMW, you're about 6cm 2mm of INF.
God help me, I just had a vision of Pauyly Shore playing Blood Angels... "Mephiston, heez gonna git you, buh- uuuudy Why? Cuz heez da weeeeee-zil" *insert teeth-sucking sounds*
go boil your head
Sheila's Special Rule "Do my tits look good in this"
Thirdly, troops wearing primary colors tend to have more impact, psychologically as well as physically, on the natives than troops who wear french clothes and do not bathe.
The rule should now be called "And They Shall Know No Fear, Unless They Can See the Whites of Your Eyes But Not the Pupils, In Which Case They Will Run Like Dogs, But If They Can See the Pupils, Woe Unto Thee."
60 minutes?? What are you gonna do for the other 59 mins and 50 secs after you've shagged her?? Read her your Squat codex??
I don't know whether to puke on my keyboard or laugh.
Unfortunately it's game mechanics maybe too much for you, we like to roll dice here, you like to roll around with seminaked and sweating 400 pound inbreeding pig dogs in a roped off ring in front of thousands of inbreeding wenches and 100 pound inbreeding fanboys.
At which point, I intend to use my spare Ukrainian Death Curse on Sam's behalf. Bear this in mind, sonny, for I do not joke. This has a success level of close to 40%, which I believe is a decent average, all things
considered. Won't happen today, or tomorrow, but you won't see 60. Sound along way off? It isn't. Laugh and swear all you want now. I have willed it so.
Damn that John Revolta, damn his cold black scientologist heart - I want those 2 hours of my life back, you bastard!
It's always a pleasure to break out the ol' plonka.
"Hmm, yes..all we need is a PR liability with a demonstrated problem such as him to be an Outrider. Hmm, I know where to file this application--under emergency toilet paper."
You laughed, you cried. And now someone is going to pay.
You know, it's people like you that renew my faith in the shotgun.
So, I was wondering if someone could *please* explain to me why one of the latest moels GW has made for one of the latest lists it has produced is *ALREADY OBSOLETE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FIELD UNDER CURRENT RULES???*
You are to quick wit and repartee what Danny la Rue is to streetfighting.
(note to other 13 yo homosexuals- I have no problem with you. but you all should get together and beat this guy he's an embarrassment to your sexual orientation.)
WWII wasn't about Politics, it was about a bunch of Germans running out of beer and going to other countries to get some. When they got to France, they found out they only had wine and trashed the place.
You just said a dirty word...'tactic'. God forbid players might be worthy of trust and attempt to use battlefield deception to outfox their opponents. Let's just line up as usual, charge and throw some dice. That will make it all better.
Hell yeah, I like to steal [underwear] off the clothesline and parade around the house in it. It would probably be even more exciting if I could get the nerve to steal someone else's.
Stay here for a week and you'll be pulling the wings off flies.
Please note that the use of all adjectives are the opinions of the author and do not necessarily reflect actual excitement or in fact for that matter any sort of genuine or implied connection with reality at all
That's just cheesy. I might expect that of Eldar, but not Macedonians.
Pommy pooftas. As distinguished from Kiwi pooftas, German pooftas, French pooftas, Brazilian pooftas, Chink pooftas, etc.
Where's the Story Monster gone anyway? Does he send postcards?
ATTENTION NEWSGROUP!
IF YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL 16 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WANTS TO HANG ROUND MY HOUSE WITH MINIMAL CLOTHING ON, PLEASE CONTACT ME. NO Y CHROMOSOMES, PLEASE.
I've got that Necromunda book in really excellent condition, only read twice, by my Grandmother on Sundays, and she was dead.
I was thinking a spiffy pair of sequined Doc Martens. Practical and elegant.
Because you've been sniffing the washing powder again in the mistaken belief you found your mother's coke stash.
It could be real classy and piss champagne.
I'm sorry, but your posts are violating guideline 5 of our IP policy (damaging the image of RGMW) by not posting homo-erotica or flaming somebody. If you don't stop immediately I'm afraid we will be forced to pretend that we have the power to make you.
I've decided for my own safety not to attempt to make jokes about screwing around any more, after Big Al decided to send that one to the missus via ICQ while he was talking to her.
I went to the Mountains of Nepal, where I was steeped in the ways of the Ninja Death-Commando Warriors by a learned and wizened figment of my imagination
Since I'm in the outtakes, does that mean I'm not a newbie anymore?
Fiery is one thing. Taking pleasure out of scrotum-smashing is another.
After reading that guestbook, I'm going to take a shower. For, like, three hours. I feel unclean.
To whom it may concern - clinical studies have shown that 89.3% of those surveyed suggested that you might wish to try inserting a saguaro cactus into one or more of your bodily orifices.
Dear sir, please be advised that our board of directors has suggested that you use a cheese grater for your next masturbatory exercises.
w0W j0o R l33T3r tH4n 3r1K s3Tz3R!!!!!!!!1
Thanks to you, I now can't get excited when I see women in skin-tight, black clothing. You'll be hearing from my lawyer...
They're not having -sex- with the Hamsters, they just use them as Furry Condoms.
Because if its one thing I know about Americans, its that some of them have strange views on other countries (at least the ones they've heard of).
YOU can't! YOUR ISP was killed by the POPE'S Swiss GUARDS in VIETNAM!
Thanks for your time...now I will return you to the latest adventures of 'Setzer is an asshole and buttslams Iranian Goats.'
Oh, so I'm being compared to apartheid now, am I? I'm moving up in the world.
Why are people from other countries so foreign?
Naffunki's sore because everyone insulted his TV.
Since we are in the majority, and I am a firm believer in democracy, I believe we have the right to order you to shut the fuck up.
Likewise, O Pork Rind of Sexual Pleasure.
(Disclaimer: The above list should not be used to infer that I watch Australian soaps. On the contrary, I watch Australian soap stars' arses).
No, I think that his mother spent so much time during pregnancy bent over for sailors that he became doubled-up in the womb and as a result his head grew up his arse prior to birth.
Sorry? You make a shit hole by DESTROYING Wales as we know it?
Dingos aren't very snuggly, and their fur is too wiry. Wombats are much better company on a lonely night...
GorkaMorka is selling like lo-salt pickled broccoli.
Actually, political correctness is something all us minorities thought up to fuck with white people's minds. And until Whitey starts sitting in the back of the bus and learns to say, "Yessum, sir. I'm sorry" on command., PC hasn't gone far enough.
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