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Outtakes for November 2007

By R Singers

Sorry, I am a little late. Been busy but never fear, they are here. There is a theme here again:

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I sometimes think Games Workshop should sue themselves for diluting their own product line...

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Yeah, but where's my Hop-Splat gun? 

are you sure you want an answer to THAT question from THIS newsgroup?

I'm just glad the SAG is back. 

Can we leave your mother out of this?

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Well, that's cheaper than buying from ForgeWorld, anyways.

So is buying real estate in Manhattan.

Hell... buying Hookers in Manhattan is cheaper than buying Forgeworld. That's even including the Penicillin afterwards.

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Is there anything a Dremel can't do? 

Cuddle?

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You know, when I read the news coming out of Pakistan that Musharef had declared martial law I was pretty enraged. Then I read he was rounding up and beating lawyers.

I don't know what to think now.

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people who nitpick and criticize other folks' work ain't worth listening to

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Gotta love those super salty seamen.

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This *stab* is not *stab* a personal *stab* attack *stabstabstabbitystabdonkeypunch hatefucksplitdownthemiddlewithsomeK- Yandachansaw*.


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That said, you are cordially invited to traverse, and autocopulate.

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when have you ever been with 500 feet of a stripper pole? 

Sitting in the parking lot before the girls got the restrainer order doesn't count.

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no i not a retard sir and english is my primarny langauare sir.

Can someone please bitchbeat this poor bastard soundly 'bout the head and shoulders with a dictionary? It might improve his intelligence.

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You sound like a Slaanesh sympathizer to me, you kinky bitch.

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robdark1... Rob... ROBCPW1... Rob... Waitaminute...

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yeah, i could use some of them too ... been checking on ebay, but it seems nobody's had the initiative to dismantle a baneblade kit and sell the bits yet :(  this might end up being a job for Captain Plasticard.

He sounds like the bastard offspring of Kirk and Picard.

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azjol-narub

Hey!  I think that guy just called Blackheart an asshole!

It's actually Orcish for "Avatar of Chuck Norris".

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Link doesn't display anything but a header for me.  I'm hoping that was a good thing.

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(I'm suddenly beginning to feel like I wandered onto fark.com by mistake)

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"It contained gamma-butyrolactone, the main ingredient of the illegal drug GBH, or fantasy."

Umm... It's GHB. Get yer acronyms right, you mentally challenged asswit. You know, it's journalism like that that made Baby Horus cry.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma-Hydroxybutyric_acid 

Then again, it's the ravers who call it "GBH", which I guess means Great Big Hangover, or summit.

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This mal-informed rant brought to you by a man on a completely bitch-beaten sleep-schedule.

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man, you need a hobby.  have you ever considered collecting and painting miniatures?

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