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Speaking of Out-Takes ---> Here's Jan - April's 'Offenders of the month'.

By R Singers
> I've got a hangover that'd kill a goat.

It's better than waking with a hangover and vague memories of
something to do with a goat...

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> damn that thing looks like an AdMech mechadendrite!

I'm sorry, but until that comes with descriptors such as
"strap on" and "battery operated" it will NOT receive the RGMW stamp of
approval, mechadendrite or no!

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> A plastic Terminator squad that costs $250? Don't be silly - when was
> the last time you heard of GW cutting their prices?

When the Queen didn't have a mustache....

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they pre-deceased the Squats...

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The bad news: Mo's gone to ground in a Maltese bunker.
The good news: It's between an accordion factory and a mime school.

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I get confused on the whole Ordinatus/ Capitolus/ Leviathan thing.
I think Ord was a Mechanicus beast? Capitolus was ... Ministorum?
Pretty sure the Leviathan was a construct of the Squa-

[USER WAS BANNED FROM TEH HOBBY FOR LANGUAGE]

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[whisper] It's not just girls -
Myr's hair-maintenance is delaying pics of his Titan factory [/whisp]

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> I got two women this weekend and I've got a third on the hook

> Fuck y'all, all y'all. I'm telling everyone.

Any of them good at painting miniatures?

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> Digilasers have lascannon stats? seriously?

Haha. No, that would be silly!
It's Lascannon, Multimelta and Heavy Flamer ...
Oh, and JDWs also reroll failed to-Wounds in CC.

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> It's not even wearing any pants.

All the more opportunities for conversion...

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> It's not even wearing any pants.

So it's in the Dark Angel list as well then?

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> Sphinxes can have wings,

Yeah I just saw one fly down the street on the way pick up his pizza
and some twizzlers.

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And away we go!

Myr :)

--
Maka - It is why we yell cheese when somebody wants to
field ork Trukks for their genestealers.

Kurt - Trukks are a bit much, but you would think that Genestealers
should be allowed to wear Power Armour, they kill enough marines to
be able to make suits with extra arms.

Don't forget to give it a jump pack :)

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