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Outtakes: Archive 3

RGMW Outtakes Archive 3 Ha! I've sent three to the other team, another became a stripper, another a prostitute, a large portion of the rest were trying to convert me to Christianity, and two got married and had their first kid less than a year after breaking up with me. Has she recently had a picture of herself (artistically covered by a large black rectangle) shown outside a slum house?? Perfect, after all we all know that playing with pewter miniatures is kinda like sex with chains. Ow. Friends who are women COUNT as guys, so the cock block is legal. Fuck. Sorry, guy. You were anti-tooled. Chaos. They spread the love for the gods through the universe, destroying the infidels. Kind of like Catholics, but with cooler wargear. Great, just the image I wanted in my head at 11pm: a naked Whoopi Goldberg. It's called being "just gay enough" and it's been getting me laid for the last 12 years. What woman doesn't like a man who can pick the correct size off a rack, c...