They're really not very funny. Firstly, even though I run into bad English written by Finns all the time, I still have a hell of a hard time understanding what he writes. The man has no concept of articles, sentences or paragraphs. Plus he's a retard, which really doesn't help at all. After the allies reached Berlin, Hitler wounded Churchill mortally, forcing hims on life support, just as Winston dealt the fatal blow to the testically-challenged Austrian. I've always felt (not that anybody cared) that Korea is a really good base point for Imperial Guard tech levels. It's got all the generic types: North Korea: Garden variety codex guard. Plenty of tanks, lots of troops, limited elites choices. Will field squads without both special and heavy weapons. A connesiours army. South Korea: Very Limited. Mostly conscripts, very few tanks, definatly played by a Noob China: The wall of flesh army to make Orks weep. The kind of army that drops three platoons soley to un...